Apparently, wives want more sex. They are looking for ways to keep the passion fiery and bright, wrote Susan Shapiro Barash recently in the Huffington Post. She reports that her research shows that wives are doing all they can to stay in shape and look good for their husbands. At the same time, the women are disappointed that their husbands have gotten too comfortable and are not as interested in keeping sex hot. Talk of men walking around in grungy bathrobes or nothing but boxers and black socks is enough to make you vomit in your mouth a little, especially if you're reading this first thing in the morning. Women are looking for passionate kisses and men whose abs stay firm long after wedded bliss. They are not looking for beer bellies that hang over sweat pants that their husbands have been sporting since 1988. Yes, wives want sex but they want it to be good, too. The lesson? Men, you better shape up or ship out. Get moving.